Help Wanted: Capybara Scratchers
We are now taking applications for Capybara scratchers. There will be three full time shifts available during the week, as well as two part-time weekend shifts. Starting pay is half […]
We are now taking applications for Capybara scratchers. There will be three full time shifts available during the week, as well as two part-time weekend shifts. Starting pay is half […]
Hey, this is Dobby, again. I guess somebody has to let you know what’s going on, and it’s gonna be me this time. For all of you who are eagerly […]
Dobby had a dramatic afternoon. Due to a self-inflicted costume harness malfunction, he was unable to return to the back yard with his usual finesse.
Dobby is a fool. Late this afternoon, I filled his wading pool with warm water. I’ve been refreshing it with hot water a couple times a day lately, but I […]
This is Dobby and I want to register a complaint. This blog post is ALL ABOUT ME and it should be on MY BLOG. I’ll just steal this blog post. […]
Hi, this is Dobby, and I would like to register a complaint. Capybara hot tubs are all the rage in Japan. Almost all the zoos with capybaras have to have […]
Hey, this is Dobby! I get to write a blog! FINALLY! So, anyway, it’s winter now and the grass is dormant. There is still some clumpy grass in the front […]
I have had six little plastic goslings since at least 2006, when this photo was taken. They’re floating in that whiskey barrel. The garden looks pretty good in this photo. […]
Now that Dobby’s Prince Dobalob facebook profile has been deleted, I want to make certain everyone knows where to find him. You can find him at the Stacy’s Funny Farm […]
I can’t believe Issue Number Two is finally here! Featured this time is a quiz: Are you ready for a capybara? It’s a dumb quiz, it’s way too long, and […]