Swimming Pool #7
I was a big help in the aviary this morning. The Farm Manager was scurrying around doing useless things, as usual. I herded the cats, sniffed the chicken butts, examined […]
Where is My Book?
September 13, 2017 update! I have a Kickstarter up! It’s a great way to pre-order your book at a discount. It also gives me a financial boost so that we […]
A Trip to the Vet
I went to the vet today. I look pretty good, and in lots of ways, I am just dandy. For one, I am processing a LOT of food lately. My […]
A Tricky Guy
The Farm Manager recently heard someone say about capybaras “. . . but you can’t really teach them tricks like a dog.” The gauntlet has been thrown down! Dobby has […]
My Two Front Teeth
The Farm Manager peels back the corn husks as I impatiently dance and spin in the front yard. A couple months ago I could bite straight through the husk like […]
Daily Drama 35 (by Dobby) | Stacy’s Funny Farm
Stacy let me write the Daily Drama for Stacy’s Funny Farm today! She says she is too busy to write it herself, but I think she’s just getting lazy. Daily […]
How Much Is That Capybara in the Window?
Once people learn about capybaras I find they are either intrigued or repelled. Among the intrigued, there are always a few who are tempted to have their own pet capybara. […]
The Zoo Project: Capybara Version
When the Farm Manager read my book she was appalled. “What are you thinking? We’re going to have so many visitors I’ll never get anything done around here! The traffic, […]
House (un)Cleaning | Capybara Madness
My friend Muddy thinks she messes up the house. Based upon her photos, I am still the Master Grubber. What do you think? Click this link to see her messes: […]
In Memoriam : Chico Wren « Capybara Madness
I have lost another little “brother.” He had recently celebrated his third birthday in February, only a few days past my own eighth. Cancer is a rude demon, taking down […]
My Second Year
I was still kind of a baby when I was one. I weighed about 80 pounds (35kg) but I was still growing. Not too many people had pet capybaras in […]
Creepy Crawly Stuff
When I was in Arizona last June, I visited my friend Georgi, and saw all her capybaras and other silly assorted rodents. But what I really wanted to see was […]
The Capybara Party Candidate
My presidential campaign has turned ugly. False accusations of my dishonesty, my deceit, and my character from many years past are now being exposed to distract voters from the real […]
Third Party Candidate
I was featured in The New Yorker magazine recently. It will come as a surprise to few of you that not only am I am running for president, but I […]
