The Zoo Project: Capybara Version
When the Farm Manager read my book she was appalled. “What are you thinking? We’re going to have so many visitors I’ll never get anything done around here! The traffic, […]
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House (un)Cleaning | Capybara Madness
My friend Muddy thinks she messes up the house. Based upon her photos, I am still the Master Grubber. What do you think? Click this link to see her messes: […]
In Memoriam : Chico Wren « Capybara Madness
I have lost another little “brother.” He had recently celebrated his third birthday in February, only a few days past my own eighth. Cancer is a rude demon, taking down […]
Where is My Book?
I wrote my book, and then foolishly, I gave it to the Farm Manager. I thought she would print it up, but days went by and I didn’t see a […]
My Second Year
I was still kind of a baby when I was one. I weighed about 80 pounds (35kg) but I was still growing. Not too many people had pet capybaras in […]
A Trip to the Vet
I went to the vet today. I look pretty good, and in lots of ways, I am just dandy. For one, I am processing a LOT of food lately. My […]
Creepy Crawly Stuff
When I was in Arizona last June, I visited my friend Georgi, and saw all her capybaras and other silly assorted rodents. But what I really wanted to see was […]
The Capybara Party Candidate
My presidential campaign has turned ugly. False accusations of my dishonesty, my deceit, and my character from many years past are now being exposed to distract voters from the real […]
Third Party Candidate
I was featured in The New Yorker magazine recently. It will come as a surprise to few of you that not only am I am running for president, but I […]
Houseboat Holiday (part one)
Grab your bucket list! Add “Houseboating on St. John’s River” to it. Here’s the Holly Bluff Marina houseboat rental website. Everything you need to know is in the Cruising Guide […]
