Available Summer 2017!
I’m not just whistling Dixie, here. My book is in its final edit! Maybe the penultimate edit. It is creeping right along, though. I’ll send you a postcard when it’s available if you fill out the form below.
Is there a one hundred pound semi-aquatic South American rodent in your kitchen? I am Dobby the Capybara, I live in the suburbs, and this is my story. My royal status notwithstanding, this is the highly opinionated record of my downfall from pampered pet to grubby, corn-obsessed middle age. It isn’t “How to Capybara” anything, and the facts are a little bit mixed up. If you are interested in wild capybaras, good luck. I can tell you what’s in my refrigerator, though, and where the off-limits birdseed is. I also specify visitor expectations, explain discreet coprophagy techniques, and offer advice on forays into forbidden parts of the house. Grab a highlighter and take notes in case there is a poop quiz!
When my book is available, I will mail you a postcard! Give me your address and start checking your mailbox!