My Magazine Debut
I’m six years old, now, and I am taking over this website! I am going to write the blogs because nobody else is doing it! This is especially disappointing because […]
I’m six years old, now, and I am taking over this website! I am going to write the blogs because nobody else is doing it! This is especially disappointing because […]
Fred and Lamont are doing a bang-up job of confounding their slave owner. They have already destroyed one washing machine! You can read about the disgusting mess by clicking on […]
There is a new capybara in town! Well, maybe not in MY town, but in the neighborhood. I guess he’s not exactly in my PHYSICAL neighborhood, but he’s in my […]
Stacy let me write the Daily Drama for Stacy’s Funny Farm today! She says she is too busy to write it herself, but I think she’s just getting lazy. Daily […]
We are now taking applications for Capybara scratchers. There will be three full time shifts available during the week, as well as two part-time weekend shifts. Starting pay is half […]
Hey, this is Dobby, again. I guess somebody has to let you know what’s going on, and it’s gonna be me this time. For all of you who are eagerly […]
Dobby had a dramatic afternoon. Due to a self-inflicted costume harness malfunction, he was unable to return to the back yard with his usual finesse.
Dobby is a fool. Late this afternoon, I filled his wading pool with warm water. I’ve been refreshing it with hot water a couple times a day lately, but I […]
This is Dobby and I want to register a complaint. This blog post is ALL ABOUT ME and it should be on MY BLOG. I’ll just steal this blog post. […]
Hi, this is Dobby, and I would like to register a complaint. Capybara hot tubs are all the rage in Japan. Almost all the zoos with capybaras have to have […]