The Eiffel Tower – it’s everywhere!
Every once in a while I discover someone who is not aware of my acting talent. I have performed in over 200 videos! Here is my latest video to get […]
When you live in a damp, cool climate, straw bale swimming pool steps fall apart regularly. It seems like just yesterday when we built my pool steps, but it was […]
During the winter, we have to turn off the swimming pool pump/filter and winterize it so it doesn’t freeze and crack. Leaves fall into the pool and muddy animals with […]
I’m six years old, now, and I am taking over this website! I am going to write the blogs because nobody else is doing it! This is especially disappointing because […]
Fred and Lamont are doing a bang-up job of confounding their slave owner. They have already destroyed one washing machine! You can read about the disgusting mess by clicking on […]
Stacy let me write the Daily Drama for Stacy’s Funny Farm today! She says she is too busy to write it herself, but I think she’s just getting lazy. Daily […]
We are now taking applications for Capybara scratchers. There will be three full time shifts available during the week, as well as two part-time weekend shifts. Starting pay is half […]
Hey, this is Dobby, again. I guess somebody has to let you know what’s going on, and it’s gonna be me this time. For all of you who are eagerly […]
Dobby had a dramatic afternoon. Due to a self-inflicted costume harness malfunction, he was unable to return to the back yard with his usual finesse.