The Capybara Party Candidate
My presidential campaign has turned ugly. False accusations of my dishonesty, my deceit, and my character from many years past are now being exposed to distract voters from the real […]
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Third Party Candidate
I was featured in The New Yorker magazine recently. It will come as a surprise to few of you that not only am I am running for president, but I […]
Houseboat Holiday (part one)
Grab your bucket list! Add “Houseboating on St. John’s River” to it. Here’s the Holly Bluff Marina houseboat rental website. Everything you need to know is in the Cruising Guide […]
A Tricky Guy
The Farm Manager recently heard someone say about capybaras “. . . but you can’t really teach them tricks like a dog.” The gauntlet has been thrown down! Dobby has […]
Arizona Down Under Exotic Petting Zoo | Stacy’s Funny Farm
While I was in Phoenix for the 2016 BlogPaws conference, I visited Arizona Down Under Exotic Petting Zoo, and finally met Sherry and Chris Pietilainen! Click the link below for […]
My Two Front Teeth
The Farm Manager peels back the corn husks as I impatiently dance and spin in the front yard. A couple months ago I could bite straight through the husk like […]
Prince Dobalob’s B&B
There are always Mallard ducks hanging around here. They are always sneaking into the aviary to steal chicken food. And there’s always a lot of them on the roof. Just […]
What if I Wrote a Book?
Seriously. The Farm Manager is pretending to write a couple of books already. One is about her mom, one is a totally made-up story about a spoiled prince with a […]
My First Year
I’m finally getting used to being six, and now I found out I’m going to be seven tomorrow! Why does everything keep changing? At least it isn’t as crazy as […]
The Bad Bara
I’m unhappy about the weather. When the Farm Manager asks if I want to go to the front yard, I hold up my left paw to tell her that my […]
Dobby the Capybara 