Third Party Candidate

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Me, Dobby, December 14, 2011

I was featured in The New Yorker magazine recently.

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Capybara candidate, illustrated by Barry Blitt

It will come as a surprise to few of you that not only am I am running for president, but I am WINNING!

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Polls updated twelve minutes ago, by Barry Blitt

I think everyone has been secretly hoping for a viable third candidate choice this election season. I am promising free, unlimited corn, and swimming pools WITH goldfish, for all.

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Winning AND adorable! by Barry Blitt

You can read about it in The New Yorker magazine, the September 5, 2016 issue.

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Hidden back on page 65, but hey!

Sadly, I am polling last in beer drinking buddies, even behind Hillary.

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Nobody wants to drink beer with me, by Barry Blitt

I am insulted that I didn’t make the cover, but I’m sure The New Yorker is waiting for my victory issue. Thank you, Barry, for your invaluable boost to my campaign!

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