I want to be reborn as a capybara in a Japanese zoo.

Any of these capybaras are nicer than Dobby was.

Nice isn’t everything, though.

They need to learn about social distancing.

Dobby wouldn’t touch watermelon. He was a fool.

He loved visitors, though. He was probably waiting for these little girls to feed it to him.

“Farm Co., Ltd. Summer tradition! We hold capybara watermelon party this year! You can see how capybaras bite watermelons for a limited time. Sakai Farm Co., Ltd”

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