Swimming Pool #7
I was a big help in the aviary this morning. The Farm Manager was scurrying around doing useless things, as usual. I herded the cats, sniffed the chicken butts, examined […]
Tag Archives: capybara
The Zoo Project: Capybara Version
When the Farm Manager read my book she was appalled. “What are you thinking? We’re going to have so many visitors I’ll never get anything done around here! The traffic, […]
Where is My Book?
September 13, 2017 update! I have a Kickstarter up! It’s a great way to pre-order your book at a discount. It also gives me a financial boost so that we […]
A Trip to the Vet
I went to the vet today. I look pretty good, and in lots of ways, I am just dandy. For one, I am processing a LOT of food lately. My […]
The Capybara Party Candidate
My presidential campaign has turned ugly. False accusations of my dishonesty, my deceit, and my character from many years past are now being exposed to distract voters from the real […]
Third Party Candidate
I was featured in The New Yorker magazine recently. It will come as a surprise to few of you that not only am I am running for president, but I […]
Arizona Down Under Exotic Petting Zoo | Stacy’s Funny Farm
While I was in Phoenix for the 2016 BlogPaws conference, I visited Arizona Down Under Exotic Petting Zoo, and finally met Sherry and Chris Pietilainen! Click the link below for […]
My Two Front Teeth
The Farm Manager peels back the corn husks as I impatiently dance and spin in the front yard. A couple months ago I could bite straight through the husk like […]
Prince Dobalob’s B&B
There are always Mallard ducks hanging around here. They are always sneaking into the aviary to steal chicken food. And there’s always a lot of them on the roof. Just […]
What if I Wrote a Book?
Seriously. The Farm Manager is pretending to write a couple of books already. One is about her mom, one is a totally made-up story about a spoiled prince with a […]
