My Dear Mudskipper
Dear Mudskipper; Your proclamation is sincere, yet I feel you have somehow misunderstood my position here. Perhaps I am more rugged than you, or maybe the climate here is more […]
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Rodents in the News
Sorry, it’s not about me. I am kind of in the news because of my new book and everything, but, in fact, because of the last minute publishing flurry, I […]
Swimming Pool #7
I was a big help in the aviary this morning. The Farm Manager was scurrying around doing useless things, as usual. I herded the cats, sniffed the chicken butts, examined […]
Which Zoos have Capybaras?
It turns out that a lot of zoos have capybaras. Websites lie, google sends updates daily, and capybaras get transferred from one zoo to another at the drop of a […]
House (un)Cleaning | Capybara Madness
My friend Muddy thinks she messes up the house. Based upon her photos, I am still the Master Grubber. What do you think? Click this link to see her messes: […]
In Memoriam : Chico Wren « Capybara Madness
I have lost another little “brother.” He had recently celebrated his third birthday in February, only a few days past my own eighth. Cancer is a rude demon, taking down […]
Where is My Book?
Here it is! Remember to pick a charity! Looking for the eBook? October 23, 2017 update Where, indeed? It’s coming, but so is Halloween! When it’s available, there will be […]
My Second Year
I was still kind of a baby when I was one. I weighed about 80 pounds (35kg) but I was still growing. Not too many people had pet capybaras in […]
A Trip to the Vet
I went to the vet today. I look pretty good, and in lots of ways, I am just dandy. For one, I am processing a LOT of food lately. My […]
Creepy Crawly Stuff
When I was in Arizona last June, I visited my friend Georgi, and saw all her capybaras and other silly assorted rodents. But what I really wanted to see was […]
Dobby the Capybara 