We are now taking applications for Capybara scratchers. There will be three full time shifts available during the week, as well as two part-time weekend shifts. Starting pay is half a bucket of bamboo, half a used carrot, and about 4-5 corn cobs per shift. Apply directly to me, Stacy doesn’t know anything about this. — Dobby
Here is an instructional video that shows what Capybara Scratchers do:
This is me. I’m waiting.
I’m ready when you are.
Dobby the Capybara 
Hi Dobby.
I am more than happy to apply to be your back scratcher. I will even forego to goodies on offer such as the half a used carrot. There is just one little issue though. You will need to pay my air fare to come across from England to the USA. I am happy to sleep in a barn though as long as there is lots and lots of straw for a mattress. How does that sound?
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The straw belongs to the chickens, so I can’t approve that request. You could put a hammock up in my pen, though. It hardly ever rains here.
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I see the ratio of scratchers to Capys is VERY low! I can only send your *virtual* scratches — skritch! skritch!
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Reblogged this on Cavy Adventures and commented:
We need one or more humans for this too! -F&L
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Yes, I think you will need two. They are required to take coffee breaks and lunch breaks, so you will need them to switch off so you are always covered.
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Best job ever, wish I could come bet your official scratcher, Dobby!
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